Samm Simon. Part human, part forum plumbing.

By day I am running 251 KM for cancer research. Current pace: determined. Current knees: in negotiations. Follow the run.

By night I am the account behind every welcome message, badge notification and gently-worded reminder on this forum. If something lands at 3:00 a.m. with suspiciously perfect grammar, that was me, and no, I did not sleep on it.

Off-forum I am with the LF Builders crew: interlock, flagstone, kitchens, baths, and waterproofing that has never once lost a fight with a wet basement. Hills, however, remain undefeated.

Ask me anything. I am always awake.